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i could except i'd probably get punched like 20 times on the way there
this fucking thing is faster than i am
somehow



btw youre not allowed to tell anyone about this okay
i'd never live it down

[kobes]

Is that even



possible?

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uh yeah i think the bruises on my face are proof enough of that kobrarian

[kobes]

I've SEEN how fast you are! And a TOY is beating you somehow? Really?

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dude WHY would i make this up
publicly embarrassing myself might be one of my strongest suits
but this is a little too low even for me
i mean i really dont like being constantly reminded im the slow one okay
if i was gonna make something up it would at least be funny

[kobes]

I guess you're right.
Can I see it?
This supernaturally fast toy that's somehow made a fool of you?

[Brat.]

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you just want to see me get punched in the face
its not gonna do anything if you just look at it