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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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uh huh
whats 58 x 32 if its so important

( if u can't do math u r too drunk! )

nothing escapes the watchful eye of tim laughlin huh
what else did you see?

[holyposition]

What does that have to do with the drinks
this thing has a calculator on it

your cute smile and cute nose

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first of all thats cheating
second how am i supposed to discuss important feedback with your cousin tipsy laughlin
whose to say he'll even remember it

( if he's blushing no he's not )

youre allowed to let your eyes wander below the neck you know
not that i dont appreciate you staring at my face

[holyposition]

If i were that drunk I wouldn't be texting you
and I could just read it back

I was trying to be respectful!