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Thanks for being there when I needed it. I promise not to eat anymore poisoned soup. But it was kinda nice being looked after... Next time, maybe it's just because I need to slow down a little. That can be your gift to me.
Did you know goats have been used in scientific research to study genetics and disease resistance? They even have a unique ability to detoxify certain plants that are poisonous to other animals. Pretty cool, right?
Something to remember your real family this Christmas and all the ones to come.
— Wally
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( the "photo" itself is clearly a magazine spread with meticulously cut-out heads of all the important people in homelander's life here at saltburnt glued on top of the models — sourced from butler and some from voyeur, but he'll never tell. )
I'm not the best artist, but this is the closest I can get to showing you a real picture. There's a universe out there where he grows up — handsome and funny and incredible. There's a universe where I get to love him. I hope one day, you'll get to meet him and tell him how much you love him, too.
♠️ TEAM SPADES
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ALIA
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Thanks for being there when I needed it. I promise not to eat anymore poisoned soup. But it was kinda nice being looked after... Next time, maybe it's just because I need to slow down a little. That can be your gift to me.
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KATE
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Ask and you shall receive. Been tinkering with these for a while. They're one-time use, obviously, so use them wisely.
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KOBY
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Write this down, okay? Or keep this note. Lincoln will thank you, I promise.
2 cups sugar free coconut water
1 1/2 cups strawberries (sliced)
1 cup strawberry puree
1/2 cup blended grapes
1/2 cup ice
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MELISSA
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Did you know goats have been used in scientific research to study genetics and disease resistance? They even have a unique ability to detoxify certain plants that are poisonous to other animals. Pretty cool, right?
By the way, press his ear. You won't regret it.
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HOMELANDER
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Something to remember your real family this Christmas and all the ones to come.
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NAMI
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Thought this might look nice in the restaurant — and maybe remind you a little of home, too.
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PETER
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For all the late nights. Trust me, this is the all-star for all-nighters.
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SHAUNA
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Follow your curiosity — and have fun.
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TIM
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It's a holiday tradition now. Still 80s music, but this time with more festivity! Also, I tried to keep the angry robots out of this one for you.
Merry Christmas and happy listening! 😀
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WANDA
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I'm not the best artist, but this is the closest I can get to showing you a real picture. There's a universe out there where he grows up — handsome and funny and incredible. There's a universe where I get to love him. I hope one day, you'll get to meet him and tell him how much you love him, too.
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WEI WUXIAN
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Hope I got the characters right.
You told me you're kind of like a necromancer, so ... Merry Creepmas?
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