hot wings definitely ill get some vodka to throw in those icees and itll be even better like a half-assed red shirt cocktail its a shame i dont have my starfleet uniform with me couldve at least let you see that i mean not to brag but it makes a man look damn good
you're in luck, im magic find a sweater you dont like, i'll make it better. bro vodka icees yes but u need to invent a trek themed drink name for it i'll cover wings, you get booze how hot do you like your wings btw? bc i tend to make them at 'actually licking the inside of a volcano' hot and i'd like to not make you cry in front of the captain
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ill get some vodka to throw in those icees and itll be even better
like a half-assed red shirt cocktail
its a shame i dont have my starfleet uniform with me
couldve at least let you see that
i mean not to brag but it makes a man look damn good
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find a sweater you dont like, i'll make it better.
bro vodka icees yes
but u need to invent a trek themed drink name for it
i'll cover wings, you get booze
how hot do you like your wings btw?
bc i tend to make them at 'actually licking the inside of a volcano' hot
and i'd like to not make you cry in front of the captain
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bc im sure i can find an ugly sweater somewhere
ok listen
orange crush icees + vodka right
call it
the wesley crusher
[ he's just gonna. let that sink in. yeah. he's damn good at puns. ]
i would gladly cry in front of the captain for the chance to try hot wings that hot
bring it on my friend