cuddlr.

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WALLY WEST (21) food enthusiast, chemist, all around nerd. i'm always ready to boldly go on a date with you. ;)

WALLY WEST (22) food enthusiast, chemist, speedster. its true what they say about vibrating. 😉 live long and cuddle, my friends. 🖖

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Comments

[immigration]

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what's your favourite food?

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is everything a valid answer?
i mean if its not im definitely gonna have to go with chicken whizees
or waffles
or cheese puffs
actually you know
this is a harder question to answer than you might think

[burnination]

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ok but important question - are the icee and abs display included in the date, captain?

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[ wally has a thing for blonds, what can he say. ]

i'd be a liar if i said they weren't
lemme guess
it's the icee that really got your attention

As Jason Haywood

[batmansphoenix]

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let's play a game
it's called does my face look familiar to you

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[ well, hey, he can't swipe left a fellow ginger. that would just be rude. ]

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ok jigsaw calm down
is it supposed to look familiar to me?

[ that would be a no. ]

un: t.drake

[jesses]

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Nice Slurpee.

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[ hesitantly?????? ]

[ he recognizes the name t. drake -- tim, obviously, but the tim he knows is, like, fourteen. then again, the jason he knew was fifteen, and the jason he's met here is clearly not, so. this alternate universe stuff never ceases to weird him out. ]

tim???

[ yeah, sorry, he's distracted by that little detail. ]

god sorry this is kind of weird
everyone i expect to be younger than me... isnt
but uh
whats up?

[ he's a little embarrassed to say he hasn't spent much time with the tim back home, mostly because of school and the whole retiring from the hero biz. he feels kind of bad about it, since tim is kind of like dick's second little brother, but there isn't exactly much he can do about that now. except maybe make up for it with alternate universe shenanigans? might as well. ]

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Whooooooa son!
Watch out for that nip slip!

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hey what can i say
im rocking my janet jackson look

[dickybird]

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SOOOOO you opted for the busiest profile pic you could find.
I don't even know where I'm supposed to be looking in it.

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um obviously
the icee
bitches love icees

[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr spam'}
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[ speedy fingers do what they want also when has he ever swiped left so HERE WE ARE I GUESS WHOOPS ]

oooooh yikes
sorry man
youre like
actually as old as my dad so
maybe not
MY BAD

[exteriors]

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fan of billy shakes i take it?

[ in reference to her profile, of course. ]

[mindmeld]

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[ It was the chemist that got him. ]

1/??? IM SORRY HES SCREAMING SO MUCH INTERNALLY

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[ is this the real life??? ]

[cosmik]

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offensive

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[ you know, if there was like a ??? option he'd really go for that right now. hi, misha. ]

are you insulting my dog how dare you

[louds]

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( only bc she wants to ask questions ok )

What do you mean by speedster?

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[ he loves questions ok ask away ]

it means i can run really really fast
i think last i hit was like
mach 2

[scovilles]

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[ speedster, you say. ]

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a fellow citizen of central city, huh?
seems like theres a lot of us around here these days

[ the name linda park rings a bell, but he's definitely going to ignore knowing anything about that. (this barry technically hasn't dated her, yet, anyway, right? it's probably fine.) ]

[frightening]

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[ That's all. wb & nice to see you're not dead for another minute, kiddo. ]

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[ i mean it would be weird to swipe right to your best friend's dad... right... RIGHT. but hi to you, too, bruce. ]

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Best pizza place in the city? Ready, go.

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pizzamore
hands down
im kind of infamous there
but thats only bc i once ate the whole buffet on my own
and everyone else got really mad they had to wait for more pizza
its REALLY GOOD pizza tho

[hasitsthorns]

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Can I cuddle the dog in the picture?
I mean, I'll cuddle you too.
But pupper.

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you can absolutely cuddle my dog
actually i have two now so
two for one 👌👌

[rekt]

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theres sayings abt vibrating? do u run a sex toy shop or smth?

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nah dude i am the vibrator

[omnicides]

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That is a very big dog.

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can you believe hes only a year and a half
great danes man

[miss_brilliant]

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[coldlenny]

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Speedster, hmm?