my good man, are you asking me to netflix and chill bc i am physically incapable of turning down a star trek marathon however patience is a virtue or so i've been told
[ not that wally has any actual concept of patience. but he is a little hesitant to fall much farther than innuendo at the moment. only because of ... death-related emotional complications. maybe he shouldn't be a tease, but -- he's terrible at being anything else. ]
so youll just have to wait and find out what else is on my flaunt list ;)
netflix and chill + icees and idk probably tacos or hot wings which do you think goes better with star trek? man's got standards, don't worry about it jimmy t and iced delicacies is more than enough to satisfy
[ honestly, he'd come by just for chilling and nerding out, without any date part, because bros are just fun to have. but he's not max if he doesn't zero in on the hobag aspects of things at least once. because he is fuckboy trash. ]
hot wings definitely ill get some vodka to throw in those icees and itll be even better like a half-assed red shirt cocktail its a shame i dont have my starfleet uniform with me couldve at least let you see that i mean not to brag but it makes a man look damn good
you're in luck, im magic find a sweater you dont like, i'll make it better. bro vodka icees yes but u need to invent a trek themed drink name for it i'll cover wings, you get booze how hot do you like your wings btw? bc i tend to make them at 'actually licking the inside of a volcano' hot and i'd like to not make you cry in front of the captain
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[ wally has a thing for blonds, what can he say. ]
i'd be a liar if i said they weren't
lemme guess
it's the icee that really got your attention
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i'm a man of simple desires. it was the icee.
but the abs def didn't hurt the deal
picard or kirk?
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please that isnt even a question
kirk hands down
i mean believe me my boner for jimmy t is massive
ask anyone
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good man, this date can be a thing now
is the massive boner (for jimmy t) also on the flaunt list or????
just wondering
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bc i am physically incapable of turning down a star trek marathon
however patience is a virtue
or so i've been told
[ not that wally has any actual concept of patience. but he is a little hesitant to fall much farther than innuendo at the moment. only because of ... death-related emotional complications. maybe he shouldn't be a tease, but -- he's terrible at being anything else. ]
so youll just have to wait and find out what else is on my flaunt list ;)
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and idk probably tacos or hot wings
which do you think goes better with star trek?
man's got standards, don't worry about it
jimmy t and iced delicacies is more than enough to satisfy
[ honestly, he'd come by just for chilling and nerding out, without any date part, because bros are just fun to have. but he's not max if he doesn't zero in on the hobag aspects of things at least once. because he is fuckboy trash. ]
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ill get some vodka to throw in those icees and itll be even better
like a half-assed red shirt cocktail
its a shame i dont have my starfleet uniform with me
couldve at least let you see that
i mean not to brag but it makes a man look damn good
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find a sweater you dont like, i'll make it better.
bro vodka icees yes
but u need to invent a trek themed drink name for it
i'll cover wings, you get booze
how hot do you like your wings btw?
bc i tend to make them at 'actually licking the inside of a volcano' hot
and i'd like to not make you cry in front of the captain
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bc im sure i can find an ugly sweater somewhere
ok listen
orange crush icees + vodka right
call it
the wesley crusher
[ he's just gonna. let that sink in. yeah. he's damn good at puns. ]
i would gladly cry in front of the captain for the chance to try hot wings that hot
bring it on my friend